I have not been on here in a few years. I’ve lost friends and lost contact with a lot of people. Surprisingly I could not be happier. I really have true friends and a good outlook on life now. I rarely deal with depression anymore. I am almost finished with college and already have a few job offers between a couple companies that want me to weld for them. The few friends I have now are the best I have ever had in my life. They are the only friends I have had that actually gave a shit about me. I thought I would let anyone following me know that I am doing better than I ever had been in my life. I can finally say I am happy.Truly happy.

waifufricker:

New Call of Duty® bonus pre-order mission

mirairando:

Source : Kotaku

heavvymetalqueen:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Somehow I think that, rather than 3D printing a dildo, it would be a much more safer (and cost effective!) course of action to 3D print a MOLD to pour some nice silicone in and make lots of lovely dildos! 

also, paging heyepiphora ;)

paramedicdownsouth:

muttsjeep:

sovereign-is-the-best-reaper:

DMITRI, WE WILL BE LATE TO TANK BATTLE
CUT ACROSS UKRAINE

I have posted this I Facebook before, but I’ll reblog it here too

Red Army Tank X-ing

thegeekcritique:

Female Joker Cosplay - more pics here

missynarcosi:

Irrefutable evidence that dogs are capable of powerful and complex emotions.

whydouwantaname:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

deansass:

snarkydean:

but if you sell your soul to a demon in return for being immortal do you just become soulless after a decade?

LOOPHOLES

Gif use A+

pxppunkpizza:

metalhearted:

This Guy Narrates People’s Lives Randomly In Public And It’s Hilarious [source]

The people that go along with it tho

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF

storm-charger:

ambienceinmusic:

メリークリトリス～！！

Merry Christmas to everyone!

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”